Bhorking!!!

Bhorking is my definition of working with blog..cos offlate with increasing work blog-entry has become the last item on my agenda.

Still, due to enduring interest to post here’s todays wild post

I came across this mail which has the perfect rip-off’s of most famous quotes and with due permission from krish-the blogosmriti author. I will have to break from the rules and post it directly.

Well said :
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* There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, my salary isn’t sufficient!!
* I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
* They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold.
* Home is where the television is.
* Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
* Death is hereditary.
* Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
* Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
* When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
* Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
* Well done is better than well said.
* Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
* You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
* I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
* If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
* Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
* Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
* I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.
* Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go
Wrong that one can’t blame on the government.
* There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
* An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound

And finally

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Au-revoir , same time!! same place!!!

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One Response to Bhorking!!!

  1. krishashok says:

    Alas. Emails don’t have permalinks. Rule relaxed

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